"Dirty" Catfighting Tactics Poll Results

The poll was as follows: Which are your favorite "dirty" catfighting tactics? Vote for no more than three.

And the results:

Breast Slap/Grip -- 85 votes

Pussy Attack -- 65 votes

Double Nipple Pull -- 58 votes

Hairpulling -- 45 votes

Pube Pull -- 20 votes

Wedgie -- 12 votes

Ass/Body Slap -- 5 votes

It doesn't take a sophisticated double regresssion analysis to see that we like our dirty catfighting attacks to be nasty, with direct attacks to the breasts and pussy. Never mind your wimply wedgies or ass slaps, give us the direct attacks to our favorite targets!!!

An Idea for A New League

Almost all of the photos and videos of women tussling for our enjoyment feature ladies below the age of 30 going at it. But what happens when they turn 31? Does anyone think that we wouldn't want to watch them test themselves on the mat. So with that in mind, my latest brainstorm is for a catfighting league for ladies over the age of 35. Here are two of my favorites who could compete in the South-East Asian Division, based on my limited knowledge of the catfighting scene there.

Jun is Chinese-Thai, stands 5'4" and 135 pounds (I would guess), and is 37 years old. This Bangkok-based catfighter's aggressive, straight ahead style has earned her many fans. Jun likes to try to overwhelm her opponents early with a series of slaps to the face. If that doesn't work, Jun will use her strength to try to muscle her opponent down to the carpet and then yank on her opponent's hair until the submission is earned. Jun's biggest weakness is that her breasts (and nipples) and somewhat large for an Asian woman, and her opponents try to land roundhouse slaps to her nipples. In a couple of fights, Jun has gotten tagged with uppercut slaps right on her large nipples that have stopped her dead in her tracks. As a result, Jun has developed a disturbing habit of holding her hands low to protect her chest, leaving her face unprotected.
You can see that Jun not only has an amazing ass, but that she is very fit. One of Jun's biggest rivals in Bangkok is Apsara, pictured below. At 36 years old, this Chinese-Thai lady is simply a natural catfighter. She's not nearly as strong as Jun, but she stands 5'6" and with her long arms has a couple of inches of reach advantage on her rival.
Apsara loves to taunt Jun before a match, telling her how Jun's breasts are sagging and that she's going to slap Jun's nipples. Apsara has one key skill -- fast, powerful slaps. She's not afraid to take some punishment, but her preferred course is to stand back and nail her opponent as she comes forward. Apsara isn't that great once her opponent gets her to the ground, and Jun has beaten her recently with a body scissors around Apsara's soft belly.

Could Shoe Companies Sponsor a Catfighting League?

These photos are reportedly from a test session to assess the merits of German shoe companies sponsoring catfighters. It goes without saying that such sponsorship is simply outside of the realm of possibility for an American company, such as Nike. For purposes of market testing so as to focus solely on marketability of shoe sponsorship, the ladies tussled in the nude.
Here, Jessica wearing a pair of Adidias trainers, puts Sarah into a very tidy small package. Given that the ladies are wearing regular trainers that would be bought by women and not wrestling shoes, it is possible that the test was designed to see whether catfighting would spur demand for athletic footwear by women.
Jessica yanks on Sarah's hair, leaving no doubt but that this is a catfight . . .
. . . and then adds a body scissors to try and force a submission from her Puma-clad opponent.
Sarah escapes and tries to mount a comeback, but Jessica smartly steals a march on her by quickly getting off her knees.
Jessica was the better woman this day, finally exhausting Sarah with a traditional boob-pressing School Girl Pin. It goes without saying that it is this writer's fervent hope that the test will be deemed a success by the corporate honchos. If so, we can look forward to a new breed of catfighters shilling for European athletic apparel brands.

Big Girls Can Wrestle Too, Part 2

I've written before about my current favorite plus-sized catfighter for Bout Time Studios, London. Here's she's matched up against one of my all-time favorites, Casper.
London steals a march on her smaller opponent, immediately going to work on Casper's right nipple. A smart move, as Casper has shown before that she's not very good at protecting her tits. London's outfit nicely accents her wide hips and it's good to see that she's not embarassed at all to strut her stuff. Although I'd commented previously that it just didn't seem right for a catfighter to wear a pair of briefs that had a belt, Casper proves me wrong.
Of course, this being a catfight, both ladies engage in all manner of unconventional attacks. From mouth grips . . .

. . . to double nipple pulls.

Casper, having a bit of experience under her belt, knows enough to return to work on London's left nipple.
But as a loyal reader has noted, you just can't teach big. And London puts an end to the fight with a knee lift to Casper's belly.
London certainly seems to be getting the hang of torturing her opponent for the final shot. With her right hand on her hip and her breasts proudly displayed, London lets everyone know that she not to be taken lightly (no pun intended). In their rematch, London simply dominated Casper by catching her in a body scissors.
Casper, who has certainly taken her fair share of beatings, seems to want no further part of getting squeezed by London's huge and powerful thighs.

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Crotch Grip!!

Ah, the Crotch Grip. The epitome of a catfight. Although usually seen in staged matched, these photos from an APL match between Nadege and Dakota show that it can have a place -- an exalted place, no less -- in a competitive match. Such is this dreaded hold's power that Dakota quickly puts Nadege on the defense by going for a between the legs grip. Dakota is nothing if not relentless and, although we can't see her actually gripping Nadege's pussy, we can tell from the look on Nadege's face that Dakota has nailed her with the most dreaded hold. Note how Dakota calmly observes Nadege's expression to determine how to inflict the most damage.

Victory!!

Now, I know that "Victory!!" is Johnny Drama's signature catchword (from HBO's Entourage), but it seemed to be a fitting title for these two shots. In the first, Isabella has just forced Gaia to submit. This is no time to celebrate, however, for while Isabella has scored a point (and caused some pain to Gaia's left breast) she has not won the match. In fact, if the photo just focused on Isabella, you might have thought that she had lost the round, given how exhausted she appears.


Now, this is what true victory looks like. Arms held aloft and wearing some kind of Grecian Olympian wreath, Gaia celebrates after beating Isabella. With her smile and direct attention to the camera, Gaia wants the camera to capture her moment of hard earned glory.

Hard, Stand Up Slapping Action

Although I have heaped much praise on the nipple pinch and the crotch shot as the hallmarks of a good cafight, it must be admitted that in a real, rules catfight that those grips are totally out of bounds. Instead, place of honor must go to the standing slap, one of the most devasting elements of a catfight and one that surely tests a lady's mettle. Perhaps nothing else defines an erotic catfight like the sight of two g-string clad ladies trying to hit each other with open palms.

In the photo above, we see Gaia (on the left) leaning in after trying to connect against Isabella. Even the most cursory glance at Isabella's face shows that these ladies aren't fooling around. It is hard to heap too much praise on Gaia for her outfit selection for this match, as it compliments her fine form.
Isabella forces Gaia to turn away from the force of her right cross. And below, Isabella continues her attack, almost leaving her feet as Gaia tries to fend her off.