ACC (Asian Catfight Circuit) Confidential Covers

Two recent covers of this important hypothetical magazine for your enjoyment. Make sure to click on the photo to see it full size.

An Idea for A New League

Almost all of the photos and videos of women tussling for our enjoyment feature ladies below the age of 30 going at it. But what happens when they turn 31? Does anyone think that we wouldn't want to watch them test themselves on the mat. So with that in mind, my latest brainstorm is for a catfighting league for ladies over the age of 35. Here are two of my favorites who could compete in the South-East Asian Division, based on my limited knowledge of the catfighting scene there.

Jun is Chinese-Thai, stands 5'4" and 135 pounds (I would guess), and is 37 years old. This Bangkok-based catfighter's aggressive, straight ahead style has earned her many fans. Jun likes to try to overwhelm her opponents early with a series of slaps to the face. If that doesn't work, Jun will use her strength to try to muscle her opponent down to the carpet and then yank on her opponent's hair until the submission is earned. Jun's biggest weakness is that her breasts (and nipples) and somewhat large for an Asian woman, and her opponents try to land roundhouse slaps to her nipples. In a couple of fights, Jun has gotten tagged with uppercut slaps right on her large nipples that have stopped her dead in her tracks. As a result, Jun has developed a disturbing habit of holding her hands low to protect her chest, leaving her face unprotected.
You can see that Jun not only has an amazing ass, but that she is very fit. One of Jun's biggest rivals in Bangkok is Apsara, pictured below. At 36 years old, this Chinese-Thai lady is simply a natural catfighter. She's not nearly as strong as Jun, but she stands 5'6" and with her long arms has a couple of inches of reach advantage on her rival.
Apsara loves to taunt Jun before a match, telling her how Jun's breasts are sagging and that she's going to slap Jun's nipples. Apsara has one key skill -- fast, powerful slaps. She's not afraid to take some punishment, but her preferred course is to stand back and nail her opponent as she comes forward. Apsara isn't that great once her opponent gets her to the ground, and Jun has beaten her recently with a body scissors around Apsara's soft belly.

Rhoan v. Kiomi

Here are some photos of Rhoan against Kiomi, an attractive and more experienced wrestler. In their first match (first three pictures), points could be scored by pins or submissions. In the second bout, only by pins.
Although Rhoan is on the short end of things in the above photo, its nice to see that she has captured Kiomi in a body scissors while maintaining (as they would say in the MMA world) a full guard. And below, she gets her own back with a body scissors. But note how calm Kiomi's expression is, the mark of a good and calculating wrestler.
Kiomi doesn't hold back, and tries to pin our lovely Rhoan by with a hands to the face press.
In the pins-only match, its nice to see Rhoan go for a score as Kiomi attempts to bridge out. Particularly enticing is the way that Rhoan's shoulder blades pop out at us with force of her exertions. Of course, the two dimples above her bikini line are also a delight to behold.
And once again Rhoan shows us that she's not just topless for show, willingly pressing her bosom against Kiomi as she goes for the pin.

Rare Asian Nostalgia

For a change, I don't have much to say about these standard-issue apartment wrestling pics (early 70s I'm guessing) that fall within the stocking and garter belt class. I just thought that it was interesting to see an Asian woman participating, and how the photographer decided to make her look more "exotic" by having her use very light eyeshadow (noticable in the photo below). It's too bad she has to play the jobber, but I guess that the rule that "prettiest one loses" (often proved in the exception) has its place.

Filipino Bikini Submission Wrestling

Sometimes I get disappointed about the relative scarcity of photos of attractive and minimally clad ladies wrestling each other. But then I find a solid trove, such as at ManilaFights.com, and my concerns are assuaged, at least for a day or so. In the pink bikini we have the solid and formidable Lhet going against Nicole. As you'll see from this collection, that these girls are supposed to be submission wrestling doesn't stop them from getting in a few cheap shots.

Lhet demonstrates that she has two of the key criteria for a good female wrestler -- a great ass and the willingness to show it off. It's been my experience that Filipino women are actually conservative in their lifestyle, and we can see that Nicole is actually wearing black panties underneath her bikini bottoms. Nicole's expression catches our attention, and we can see that she's in a bit of difficulty as Lhet's grip around her neck is very close to a choke hold.

But don't let Nicole's good looks fool you. Here she jams her right elbow into Lhet's ear, grasping her hands together to increase her leverage.

In a later match, Lhet is in some trouble against Karen. Of course, I was first attracted to this photo by Lhet's perfect ass and her right boob peaking out. But upon closer inspection, we can see how hard these ladies are fighting. They don't have good wrestling mats, just some interlocking plastic pieces that apparently start to break away as soon as the action gets heated. So not only is Lhet having to deal with Karen sitting on her head, but her legs are against the hard tile floor.

Lhet appears overmatched against Karen, but its good to see that she never stops trying even as her bikini top is no longer performing its function.