Thursday, December 27, 2007

Could Shoe Companies Sponsor a Catfighting League?

These photos are reportedly from a test session to assess the merits of German shoe companies sponsoring catfighters. It goes without saying that such sponsorship is simply outside of the realm of possibility for an American company, such as Nike. For purposes of market testing so as to focus solely on marketability of shoe sponsorship, the ladies tussled in the nude.
Here, Jessica wearing a pair of Adidias trainers, puts Sarah into a very tidy small package. Given that the ladies are wearing regular trainers that would be bought by women and not wrestling shoes, it is possible that the test was designed to see whether catfighting would spur demand for athletic footwear by women.
Jessica yanks on Sarah's hair, leaving no doubt but that this is a catfight . . .
. . . and then adds a body scissors to try and force a submission from her Puma-clad opponent.
Sarah escapes and tries to mount a comeback, but Jessica smartly steals a march on her by quickly getting off her knees.
Jessica was the better woman this day, finally exhausting Sarah with a traditional boob-pressing School Girl Pin. It goes without saying that it is this writer's fervent hope that the test will be deemed a success by the corporate honchos. If so, we can look forward to a new breed of catfighters shilling for European athletic apparel brands.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) With shots like this there could be any of a number of sponsors... I mean is anyone really checking out the shoes? The idea of team sponsorship is a good one though, and widens the scope of possible sponsors. This could be Team Coke vs Team Pepsi. Team Coke looks like she is in A LOT of trouble right now by the way... Pinned and about to facesat, I think she is in for a long afternoon.

Also, if these girls started out in bikinis and made their way to this state of nakedness, an added dimension should be the victor takes the losers bikini. Nike heads home with a set of Puma bikini briefs and bra and puts them up on the "wall of shame" when they get back to Oregon?

2) I love the fact that the girl on top seems to be enjoying her work. A nice handful of hair and about to introduce her opponent to the joys of facesitting... I'd wince too if I was on the bottom.

3) This must have been earlier in the match or different match because Blue seems to be suffering a rib cracking scissorhold here, something I don't think she'd be doing after being treated like she was in Photo No. 1.

4) These pics seems backwards as it appears as through the battle is just starting. Puma must be at home as they are on a blue mat.

5) Everything is smailes and competitive spirit here, but there won't be any smiles or handshakes at the end of this match.

6) I think the friendship is about to end right here. When Nike gets done with her facesit here, she's going to grab her bikini and Puma's and head for a hot shower leaving behind a broken and humiliated woman behind. No handshakes or signs of sportsmanship when you end the match with your bare womanhood pressed in your opponent's mouth.

But then again, whatta I know?
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Fouled up Don said...

Lovely tussle. What were all those comments about shoes? I didn't see any shoes. LOL May have to check out Foxycombat.com as well. Nice posting. Thanks.