ACC (Asian Catfight Circuit) Confidential Covers

Two recent covers of this important hypothetical magazine for your enjoyment. Make sure to click on the photo to see it full size.

Napoli Video at Its Best

I used to look down on the obvious fakery of Napoli Video's product. But as I've aged and mellowed, I can now appreciate how they've managed to condense, in this little nugget of a preview, some of the most salient elements of a great match between two busty women.

Foul or Not??

Orsi defends herself from Mutiny's attempted breast smother in this oil catfight with a double breast push. I would say "no foul," although Orsi has managed to capture Mutiny's left nipple between her fingers. Perhaps the ref might give a warning if Orsi brought her fingers together to trap the nipple.

Orsi's simple push against Mutiny's right breast is obviously giving Mutiny some trouble. And to Orsi's credit, she's maintaining her right-handed push against Mutiny's nipple without a direct nipple tweet. So, the ruling from the judges? No foul.

Payback's a bitch, the big-breasted Orsi quickly discovers once Mutiny is on top. Mutiny is nothing if not a solid wrestler, and note how she has secured Orsi with her legs. Particularly impressive is how Mutiny uses her left leg to immobilize Orsi's left arm. So Mutiny is in a commanding position, and isn't using a basic breast push. Instead, she's got a good grip on Orsi's tit right around her large pink nipple. If Orsi hadn't started out with kind of attack, it might be an easy foul to call on Mutiny. But since what goes around comes around (and it's always nice to watch a woman with big tits get worked over), the ruling is that the ref should give Mutiny a warning and a 10 count before she has to stop.

Whoa!!! I guess I called that one wrong. Now Mutiny is working Orsi over as the ref is really letting them go at it. For the record, this would be a clear foul because Orsi is unable to defend her breasts and Mutiny is in a dominating position. At minimum, Mutiny should be instructed to remove her grips. However, the ref has the discretion not to take away any points because Mutiny is working the breasts, as opposed to the nipples.

But once Orsi escapes, she has her own comuppance planned, and goes for a wedgie. Definitely no foul for just gripping the bikini bottom.

Orsi is a skilled wrestler/catfighter as well, and note how she has trapped Mutiny's right leg with a scissor and uses both hands to yank Mutiny's bikini bottoms up her ass crack. At this piont, the ref has the discretion to issue a warning to Orsi, but given how the match has been called so far, there is no chance that Orsi will get called for a foul.

Now that Orsi's really punishing Mutiny's ass, we should see the ref issue a warning and start a "10 count."

Mutiny calls out for the ref to call a foul once Orsi pulls Mutiny's right ass cheek in to get more pressure on her ass crack. A definite foul, as such a combination move is expressly prohibited.

The ref calls the foul, but doesn't order Orsi to release the hold. Definitely a very lenient ref. So Orsi drives fabric right up into Mutiny.

Once Orsi has yanked the fabric as far as she can pull it, she continues to punish Mutiny's ass while trapping her head and leg. The ref is obligated to begin a "10 count" as the rule book requires when a catfighter is subjected to high wedgie and can't defend herself.

Orsi's a real pro and gives it hard to Mutiny for the full count. Note Orsi's singular focus on maintaining a tight grip and pull on Mutiny's bikini bottoms.

Please feel free to offer your opinions as to whether the rules are appropriate and whether the ref discharged her duties.

"Dirty" Catfighting Tactics Poll Results

The poll was as follows: Which are your favorite "dirty" catfighting tactics? Vote for no more than three.

And the results:

Breast Slap/Grip -- 85 votes

Pussy Attack -- 65 votes

Double Nipple Pull -- 58 votes

Hairpulling -- 45 votes

Pube Pull -- 20 votes

Wedgie -- 12 votes

Ass/Body Slap -- 5 votes

It doesn't take a sophisticated double regresssion analysis to see that we like our dirty catfighting attacks to be nasty, with direct attacks to the breasts and pussy. Never mind your wimply wedgies or ass slaps, give us the direct attacks to our favorite targets!!!

Insanely Jealous

Why, you might ask? Because the operator of Manila Fights has assembled a group of fine looking young Filipino ladies to wrestle for our benefit just wearing the smallest of bikinis, and occassionally topless. I'm sure arranging all of this is harder than it looks, but just for a moment let me dream about how wonderful it would be to have these ladies tussle for my benefit in a tropical paradise. I strongly suggest clicking on the photo to enlarge it.

A Spectacular Trailer

This trailer, for "The Lightweights Ordeal" by the sadly defunct Video Sports Limited, stands the test of time. The women are attractive, shapely and wrestle skillfully in minuscule g-strings. The trailer includes not only solid snippets of action, but also some behind the scenes footage of the ladies in the gym and smiling for the camera, as well as great before and after shots in the ring. An added bonus -- and a big one in my book -- is that the room was kept hot so the wrestlers develop a nice sheen of sweat as the matches continue.

From a technical perspective, I can't say enough good things about the way the matches were filmed. I'm a big fan of having ladies wrestle in a ring, even if they're not doing pro-style, because it allows the camera to shoot at "mat level" and also to look up at the ladies. To me, this is critical because simply looking down at the women on a mat is somewhat tiresome. Another smart element is that the background is all black, which allows the viewer to concentrate on the action and not wonder where all the empty chairs came from (as compared to some Japanese pro-style videos). Plus, having a female narrator -- GENIUS!!!

Terrence Young's "Amazons"

Although this blog refers to photos, I thought I would step into the 21st century and also post some favorite videos from DailyMotion (which doesn't seem to have the same hang-up with nudity as YouTube). The merits of this clip don't require analysis: beautiful, lightly oiled women wrestling nude on a rug with full scale B-movie effects. After all, when was the last time you saw someone go to the trouble to simulate flashes of lightning outside of the curtained windows?

Various ACC Posters (click to enlarge)

ACC Illustrated -- The Unofficial Journal of the Asian Catfight Circuit

Tenri Rookie Invitational

Kirin Cup

The following posts are basically a flight of fancy in answer to the age old question of what would life be like if there was a competitive wrestling league in Asia. For convenience sake, it's referred to as the ACC (for Asian Catfight Circuit, of course, and you can check out the link to the related Yahoo group at your leisure). These posts suggest what the marketing materials for the various events, principally posters, would look like.

Differing Views on German Mat Club

In a recent thoughtful post on Female Fight Theater, the author shared his view on German Mat Club (GMC) videos:

"But the first picture I saw of a match in the raw has been from a fight from Beka, the producer from Germany, and that some time before the naked video. And I liked the pictures. So, I was anxious when I had the opportunity to watch for the first time a full video from Beka. I have to confess that I got disappointed. The fighters were nude, they were attractive if not stunning, they wanted victory, the fight was not scripted, but... it was boring! Maybe they lacked some viciousness, maybe it was the... boots! That caused me a strange impression: why those fully unclothed girls had to use shoes? To avoid a cold in the harsh German winter?

[video clip omitted]

Along the time, I had the opportunity of watching other Beka videos, like the ones below, shot in a gym, with no boots at all! But unfortunately the boredom was the same. [video clip omitted]"

I have no quarrel with the author's view and his posting inspired me to share a few of my thoughts as to the now defunct GMC. First off, I think it's interesting that we have both focused on the GMC having its nude lady wrestlers wear wrestling shoes. My previously posted thoughts on the subject show that there's a real diversity of views within our community:

"I discovered the German Mat Club early in my fascination with women's wrestling, and perhaps that's why I'm particularly partial to ladies wrestling nude or topless while wearing calf-high wrestling boots. The shoes not only protect the ladies' feet and toes, but their attire lends a seriousness of purpose to their efforts."

I will venture a guess that, for many of us, GMC was one of our earliest exposure to competitive and erotic female wrestling. The women were certainly not Southern California beautiful. But it was that they looked like the "girl next door" (so long as you lived in Bavaria, but that's just a quibble) while wrestling naked with an obvious desire to win is what captivated me. Here's a short clip of one of my favorites, Alexandra, going up against a heavier and more experienced Sandra. I didn't find the action boring (and still don't), and in particular I found Alexandra's intensity particularly enthralling.

A Recommendation

Recently, I've been checking out the blog Female Fight Theater and have been very impressed. The author is extremely knowledgeable and shares exerpts from his substantial video collection to illustrate interesting thoughts on our favorite shared topic. The blog is updated daily and includes a large library of clips that are rotated on a regular basis. It's well worth your time to check it out.