Napoli Video at Its Best

I used to look down on the obvious fakery of Napoli Video's product. But as I've aged and mellowed, I can now appreciate how they've managed to condense, in this little nugget of a preview, some of the most salient elements of a great match between two busty women.

Foul or Not??

Orsi defends herself from Mutiny's attempted breast smother in this oil catfight with a double breast push. I would say "no foul," although Orsi has managed to capture Mutiny's left nipple between her fingers. Perhaps the ref might give a warning if Orsi brought her fingers together to trap the nipple.

Orsi's simple push against Mutiny's right breast is obviously giving Mutiny some trouble. And to Orsi's credit, she's maintaining her right-handed push against Mutiny's nipple without a direct nipple tweet. So, the ruling from the judges? No foul.

Payback's a bitch, the big-breasted Orsi quickly discovers once Mutiny is on top. Mutiny is nothing if not a solid wrestler, and note how she has secured Orsi with her legs. Particularly impressive is how Mutiny uses her left leg to immobilize Orsi's left arm. So Mutiny is in a commanding position, and isn't using a basic breast push. Instead, she's got a good grip on Orsi's tit right around her large pink nipple. If Orsi hadn't started out with kind of attack, it might be an easy foul to call on Mutiny. But since what goes around comes around (and it's always nice to watch a woman with big tits get worked over), the ruling is that the ref should give Mutiny a warning and a 10 count before she has to stop.

Whoa!!! I guess I called that one wrong. Now Mutiny is working Orsi over as the ref is really letting them go at it. For the record, this would be a clear foul because Orsi is unable to defend her breasts and Mutiny is in a dominating position. At minimum, Mutiny should be instructed to remove her grips. However, the ref has the discretion not to take away any points because Mutiny is working the breasts, as opposed to the nipples.

But once Orsi escapes, she has her own comuppance planned, and goes for a wedgie. Definitely no foul for just gripping the bikini bottom.

Orsi is a skilled wrestler/catfighter as well, and note how she has trapped Mutiny's right leg with a scissor and uses both hands to yank Mutiny's bikini bottoms up her ass crack. At this piont, the ref has the discretion to issue a warning to Orsi, but given how the match has been called so far, there is no chance that Orsi will get called for a foul.

Now that Orsi's really punishing Mutiny's ass, we should see the ref issue a warning and start a "10 count."

Mutiny calls out for the ref to call a foul once Orsi pulls Mutiny's right ass cheek in to get more pressure on her ass crack. A definite foul, as such a combination move is expressly prohibited.

The ref calls the foul, but doesn't order Orsi to release the hold. Definitely a very lenient ref. So Orsi drives fabric right up into Mutiny.

Once Orsi has yanked the fabric as far as she can pull it, she continues to punish Mutiny's ass while trapping her head and leg. The ref is obligated to begin a "10 count" as the rule book requires when a catfighter is subjected to high wedgie and can't defend herself.

Orsi's a real pro and gives it hard to Mutiny for the full count. Note Orsi's singular focus on maintaining a tight grip and pull on Mutiny's bikini bottoms.

Please feel free to offer your opinions as to whether the rules are appropriate and whether the ref discharged her duties.

"Dirty" Catfighting Tactics Poll Results

The poll was as follows: Which are your favorite "dirty" catfighting tactics? Vote for no more than three.

And the results:

Breast Slap/Grip -- 85 votes

Pussy Attack -- 65 votes

Double Nipple Pull -- 58 votes

Hairpulling -- 45 votes

Pube Pull -- 20 votes

Wedgie -- 12 votes

Ass/Body Slap -- 5 votes

It doesn't take a sophisticated double regresssion analysis to see that we like our dirty catfighting attacks to be nasty, with direct attacks to the breasts and pussy. Never mind your wimply wedgies or ass slaps, give us the direct attacks to our favorite targets!!!