Sunday, January 20, 2008

An Idea for A New League

Almost all of the photos and videos of women tussling for our enjoyment feature ladies below the age of 30 going at it. But what happens when they turn 31? Does anyone think that we wouldn't want to watch them test themselves on the mat. So with that in mind, my latest brainstorm is for a catfighting league for ladies over the age of 35. Here are two of my favorites who could compete in the South-East Asian Division, based on my limited knowledge of the catfighting scene there.

Jun is Chinese-Thai, stands 5'4" and 135 pounds (I would guess), and is 37 years old. This Bangkok-based catfighter's aggressive, straight ahead style has earned her many fans. Jun likes to try to overwhelm her opponents early with a series of slaps to the face. If that doesn't work, Jun will use her strength to try to muscle her opponent down to the carpet and then yank on her opponent's hair until the submission is earned. Jun's biggest weakness is that her breasts (and nipples) and somewhat large for an Asian woman, and her opponents try to land roundhouse slaps to her nipples. In a couple of fights, Jun has gotten tagged with uppercut slaps right on her large nipples that have stopped her dead in her tracks. As a result, Jun has developed a disturbing habit of holding her hands low to protect her chest, leaving her face unprotected.
You can see that Jun not only has an amazing ass, but that she is very fit. One of Jun's biggest rivals in Bangkok is Apsara, pictured below. At 36 years old, this Chinese-Thai lady is simply a natural catfighter. She's not nearly as strong as Jun, but she stands 5'6" and with her long arms has a couple of inches of reach advantage on her rival.
Apsara loves to taunt Jun before a match, telling her how Jun's breasts are sagging and that she's going to slap Jun's nipples. Apsara has one key skill -- fast, powerful slaps. She's not afraid to take some punishment, but her preferred course is to stand back and nail her opponent as she comes forward. Apsara isn't that great once her opponent gets her to the ground, and Jun has beaten her recently with a body scissors around Apsara's soft belly.